Boris Johnson Meme Collector Prints

Bye bye Boris

Polly txt speak

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Approved Debate Questions

A Failiure to Communicate

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

Twitter Prison

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

Two Americas

Good plan, but where do I feature? You're the guy that signs approval.

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

'Never mind how many hits you can get on Youtube!'

"I took your advice."

X Brazil

"What to wear today?"

'I am stunned by the sophistication of our consumer research.'

'Five Yeas and I say no... The 'I's have it.'

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

'Very well, then - If there's no more 'old gossip', let's move on to 'new gossip'.'

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