Meeting Meme Collector Prints

"Nobody knows anything."

'Five Yeas and I say no... The 'I's have it.'

'I am stunned by the sophistication of our consumer research.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

'Very well, then - If there's no more 'old gossip', let's move on to 'new gossip'.'

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

"I understand how difficult things have been for everybody and I think it's vital for us to all take a little time out to have a bit of fun!"

'Surely I wasn't the one who suggested we needed a core values blog?'

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

Good plan, but where do I feature? You're the guy that signs approval.

'What does everyone else think of the proposal?'

"It's definitely blown, so the question is, how many of us will it take to change it?"

Key Finding From The Meeting: "It was down the back of my chair."

Polly txt speak

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Bigfoot"

"This is a company which is going places...."

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Dinosaur Group Think

"I propose we build a panic room."

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