Boris Johnson Follower Gifts

"This guy is enjoying the rest and relaxation he's getting here. . . he used to be a political journalist at downing street."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Tea Party and the US economy

Arabian island

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Bring the data? I thought you said Dada.'

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

Henry Campbell-Bannerman

"I'm beginning to think he doesn't want to go back to civilization."

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

Michael Buerk

Neymar

"The last person you should be listening to regarding school reopening....

Theresa May

President Woodrow Wilson

Shimon Peres last embrace...

Self-Help: 2015

'I bumped into Michael Gove.'

William Hague.

"Be prepared I said, but did anyone listen?"

"So, you never actually disappear?"

CD shop full of manufactured pop,

Bye bye Boris

Football Hooligan.

'This is Man Tuesday.. He changed his name by deed poll.'

"And yet another great coronavirus press conference performance sir."

Nick Clegg

'Labour have promised everyone can see their GP within 48 hours. . . here's yours!'

'Pope Francis beat out Ed Snowden as Time's 'Person of the Year' - proving again that nice wins over naughty!'