Bored Broccoli Eater Pillows

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

War on drugs... war on terror... war on lima beans.

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"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

'She's a vegetarian.'

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

Dad to kid: 'I'm not playing God - I'm telling you to eat your broccoli!'

Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.

Polar opposites.

'Rotten teacher made us stay behind and eat salad...'

"Today I'm gonna stuff myself! I'll have half a broccoli and a glass of water!"