Border Debate Fan Pillows

Immigration Measures in USA.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

Self Checkout

The delegitimization effort.

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

'. . . But where's the beef?'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

The wall of the dead.

World tied up over borders

"As soon as I pay alimony to my six ex-wives, go to rehab and see my therapist, I'm going to go protest that wacko Trump."

Lost and Found

"Look! The name is Donder! NOT Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

"Now then, were you driven out of Ireland by religious, political or economic pressures?"

Gladstone and Disraeli Discussed by the Queens

Walnut/Wall Nut - $5.7 billion

Ill eagle problem.

"Mama...that Gringo kid's at it again!"

Town Hell Meeting Tonight

Asylum Seeker Integration Centre - 'My colleague will show you where to get beaten up and abused by members of the British public...'

"Where's all that clean coal we hear about?"