Border Debate Debater Pillows

"Mama...that Gringo kid's at it again!"

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

Hard Border

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Trump to Build Wall

Immigration Measures in USA.

New Immigration Policy of the United States

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Build the Wall Back Better

Bush vs. America

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

"But I don't want my constituents to vote for the most qualified candidate! I want them to vote for me!"

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

USA Express Deportation

Psychiatry. I'm starting to take it personally when people say we have a representative government.

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

Arizona Nightmares

Distrust of the Trust Act

The wall of the dead.

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

Poll. If the election was being held today, where would you hide?

'Grandpa, why do you like to live here in Germany?'

World tied up over borders

Renunciations

Why America Is the Best Democracy in the World