Bopping Astronomer Pillows

Boptimism

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

A Poem about Sand

Dog Howling the Moon way

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

'Where did you leave the ship?'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'The night sky is forever shifting and changing, much like my interest in girls.'

Annoyed planet.

okfermi: Dating Service for Lonely Planets.

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

Full mooning

"How many times have I told you to stop picking your craters?"

Extreme Coworking Space

Ass-tronauts.

They changed their tunes.

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

'Not to be rude, but would you be considered a regular alien or a chubby alien?'

"I have no space to "think outside the box"."