Booze Explorer Prints

Come tell us what's there in the outer space.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Low-Energy Drinks

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Shaken not stirred

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Complaints Desk

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

California Beverages Map

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Wine of the Day Club

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

Punch Drunk

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

In case of falling markets break glass.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"So much for that vintage!"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.