Booze Enthusiast Prints

Hen trip to Riga.

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

Australian Mobile Bar

If they raise the price of liquor one more time, it will drive me to drink!.

'I'm taking no chances tonight.'

Stag night high jinks.

'I lost my luggage. The cork fell out.'

I'm sorry I got drunk and embarrased you.

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'Doc, I'll cut out anything as long as it isn't sugar, fat or booze.'

Transient Inebriant

Ever day in this house is a Prosecco day

"Once it's past noon we are opening these babies up."

Pub bore. Right-wing rubbish spouted £20.

"Be patient, you are next."

"Wine? We serve it by the glass, or by the six-pack."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Hey, how do you think my nose got to be red?'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"Something age appropriate."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

Duty Free Closed to Public

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."

In case of falling markets break glass.

'Here's hoping we never get a hangover like THAT!'

'Dauber Micawber'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Shaken not stirred

I suppose you'll tell me to avoid the booze. Yes, also married women!

Drunk Explorer Being Followed by Men Carrying Beer Barrels.