Boot House Dreamer Mugs

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Captain steering house through flood.

'We'll take it!'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Handyman's Special'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"No student debt, a cappuccino maker-- all I need is a tiny house and I'll be living the retirement dream."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Failed mobile home designs

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"I think you might need a few more tools."

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

Living in a snow globe.

Ice Fishing.

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"That's way out of my price range..."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"It's got a great view!"

Heavenly Ships

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'