Boombox Nostalgics T-Shirts

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

Hoodie Hang-out

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Boombox

King with the boom box.

Love in Boom

Hip hop Santa.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

Teddy organ grinder

Damon Albarn

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Church in the year 2035.

The rare and valuable Mexican breakdancing bean.

James Brown's Soul Train.

80's Teen

Back to School Specials!

Construction workers dancing: Men Workin' It.

Camel Boom Box

'I made big bucks in the 70s, invested well and now I'm living it large.'

"Wow! I haven't heard this since the last time it was re-issued."

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"To start with, gentlemen, I just want to say that if at any time I strike you as being strange or weird or something, or whatever, it's because I'm probably the first member of this board to grow up with television."

'Apparently he's a techno-pop pioneer and the best urban act... will you make the tea?'

His Master's Noise.

"Why have we got reality t.v. stars when nobody longer watches t.v.?"

'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'

"You know you're getting old when your favorite band's tour s sponsored by an adult diaper company."