Boom-time Reminiscer T-Shirts

'I made big bucks in the 70s, invested well and now I'm living it large.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

George Michael

Balloon Kids

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"Thank you for your service."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

Courtney Love

The Beatles

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

Nation of Has-Beens (and Never-Will-Bes)

'The little punks were waving a red flag at me! In my youth, I would have given them a run for their money!'

Ned thinks back to his youth.

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

Classic Rock for the older generation

You're like the grandpa I never had, Mort. You never knew your grandpappy, Randy? Oh, no, I knew him. Grandpa Randy was an intrepid archaeologist who broke hearts and defeated villains all over the world. "Indiana Randy's" life story became the stuff of legend. They even made some movies based on his exploits. I'm just saying you're nothing like him. I was going to see those films back in the '80s, but the matinees were past my bedtime.

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

'No monsters down here.'

Eighties Throwback.

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

h & out .com.

Hits Of The 80s: Remastered by the health and safety department.

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

Retail Store

Humpty Dumpty.

"Boss, last night I Netflixed an episode of 'Undercover Boss' from 1982. Was that you in it?" "I will neither confirm nor deny that. But I will say this..." "...if a little kid thinks catching the chicken pox is a good excuse for showing up five minutes late to squeeze lemons at a successful lemonade stand, that little kid deserves to get fired..." "...and blacklisted from the entire tri-state lemonade stand industry." "Very bad man."

Rip Van Yuppie

It turned out that living wasn't easy with eyes closed after all.