Bookworms Delight Pillows

'And so, you can see from the books behind me that I am not an ignoramus, as some of my political opponents claim.'

Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

hard-boiled egg...

Bookworm Sleepover

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Home Sweet Home

Multi-Generational Books

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Lord George brings news of the debate

The Da Vinci Cod

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

K9 Literati

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Jorge Luis Borges

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

In my day, they didn

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Thomas Keneally

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.