Eager Bookworm Pillows

'Meet the author's blog.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

The Da Vinci Cod

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Beyond Dante

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Childhood

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Small child checks out a book.

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.