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Doctors Office Waiting Room. War and Peace. Atlas Shrugged. Crime and Punishment. This isn’t a good sign -- Most doctors' waiting rooms have magazines.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Da Vinci Cod

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

Trivia/Great Literature.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Childhood

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Small child checks out a book.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.