Bookworm With A Taste For Drama Gifts

Omarosa's New Book

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

A dead plant in the environment section.

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

The Colonel at home.

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'