Bookworm Who Loves Wine Mugs

"My book club is doing some really good noir, though I forget if it's pinot or grenache."

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

The Witches Discover The Wok

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Trivia/Great Literature.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Childhood

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

The Great Canadian Novel

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

Charles Dickens.

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

When love is blind.

Literary Advice

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

Success Without Effort