Bookworm In The Slammer Pillows

"Damn! I forgot to bring a book."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Evil Exams!

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

The Colonel at home.

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."