Bookworm Hidden In Spreadsheets Pillows

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Lord George brings news of the debate

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Jorge Luis Borges

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Thomas Keneally

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

William Wordsworth

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

Books 'n' Carrots

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

Geoffrey Chaucer

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque