Bookworm Dad Gifts

iDad.

"I apprecite the effort, dad, but I've already downloaded it to my tablet."

Dear Dad.

'Not so loud,daddy-I'm trying to sleep here!'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The DaVinci Code

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Bookworm

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

Honoré de Balzac

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Blue Stockings

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."