Bookworm Battling Broadcast Gifts

TV tie-in book signpost.

Evil Exams!

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

Returning to reading

"I get all my life-critical data from TV."

"How's your book coming?"

'Please, tell me your secret. Everyday I'm fatter while you're thinner and thinner.'

"'Game of Thrones' is finished George, get over it."

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

Banned words

'Someone who reads a lot of books is called 'well-read'. Why aren't I called 'Well-viewed'?'

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

'It appears that one juror has already made up her mind.'

'He's been reading it for the past 20 years!'

'Fine, I'll put up the shelving.'

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

"Sales of your book has been slow. We've decided to put it out on video."

Man is knocked unconscious by book entitled; 'How to cure insomnia'.

'I blame TV, computer games and the internet: None of my kids are bookworms...'

Teachers TV on the television - 'You there! Pay attention at home!'

'Frank! That's not a napkin!'

Hedgehog reading a horror book is about to get a scare from a popping balloon.

"This ereader only has one book."

Dummy excuses for dummies.

"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."

'In these parts we don't take kindly to people who... read.'

"I'd like the novel they paid 3.2 million dollars for, whatever the hell it is."

"Whatever you do, don't turn the page before he's finished reading it."

The Ebook