Bookstore Owner Pillows

Books On Paper

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

"The editor who turned down the first Harry Potter book, say hello to the publisher who took a pass on Stephen King."

'They're not really rare books - it's that our inventory is in such disarray, they're hard to locate.'

Fiction - Non Fiction - Too close to call.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Author discusses her next sensation novel

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

Pair o' Keats.

'Books that stayed books.'

Books: Chicken Soup for the Soul / Cheeseburger and fries for the Soul.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

"'Genesis' was brilliant! I can't wait for the next installment."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.

The origin of the species is very good, Mr Darwin, but we were hoping for something a little more...sexy.

True Disciples Bible and Bookstore has sign on door: 'Out Fishing'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

"Oh, I've never actually read any of your books. . . I come to these hoping the author will pass away and the book will increase in value!"

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

Brutally Honest Books

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

'Who wanted War and Peace in large print?'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

Diy section in library

'Would you know how to repair this old book?'