Bookstore Manager Pillows

Bibles: OldTestament,New Testament, King James Edition, Swimsuit Edition.

Health And Safety Executive Guide Books.

'I made the mistake of thinking the manager of a Christian bookstore wouldn't have a gun.'

"We fix a lot of computers only used for homework...I can only guess your son is studying to manage an adult bookstore?"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Books the Prof Ordered. . . More Cost-Effective Books Ordered By The Bookstore Manager.

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

"I agree, but corporate thinks it'll work."

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Misery lit...

"Fallen angel" - A memoir: signing today

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Rodin's Browser

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."