Bookshop Owner Prints

Conan the librarian.

"I should like to buy a handgun while it is still legal," said Alice very gently.

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

'I just love your work. It makes me fall asleep immediately.'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Remainder table.

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Large Print Books

Man stands by a collapsed 'Shelf-help' bookcase.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Join our 'Conspiracy Theory' Book Club.

'Pat's Pagan paperbacks and periodicals' next to 'Coleman's Christian bookshop'

'You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps' in the fiction department.'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

"About the business dictionary I bought yesterday. . . the word 'holiday' seems to be missing!"

"I've only read 2 of Shakespeare's plays... Romeo and Juliet!"

Remainders Shop

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

''Mediterranean cooking', well we've got Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith, Gordon Ramsay and some Italian I've never heard of...'

Rodin's Browser

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Staff picks

"Emily, a Mr. Barnes and a Mr. Noble would like a word with you."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Cut Price