Bookish Tot T-Shirts

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Audio Books

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Marcel Proust

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Reading in the family.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Literate Dogs.

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

William Blake.

English major will work for food.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

Edna O'Brien

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"School is loverly this time of year."

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

"I decided to self-publish."

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

How to be your own best friend...

Man uses a television to hold up his book.