Bookish Balance Prints

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

House of books.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

DIY Shelves

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

'He has a learning disorder.'

Bookworms

William Blake.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"School is loverly this time of year."

Book shop

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Red book

Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

"Shh, too much racket."

In too deep

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

'Every 'creative accountant' needs a muse...'

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'

"Don't judge my client by the covers of the books he reads."

Freud vs freud

Accounting: Fiction and Non-Fiction.

"Get J. D. Salinger on the horn for me!"

'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'

'That's a record. I had the check book balanced for all of fifteen minutes.'

"I love working on my passive income."