Bookish Balance Gifts

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

House of books.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

DIY Shelves

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

'He has a learning disorder.'

Bookworms

William Blake.

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

"School is loverly this time of year."

Red book

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Book shop

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

"Shh, too much racket."

In too deep

"She's always got her nose in a book."

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'

'Every 'creative accountant' needs a muse...'

"Don't judge my client by the covers of the books he reads."

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

Freud vs freud

Accounting: Fiction and Non-Fiction.

"Get J. D. Salinger on the horn for me!"

'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'

'That's a record. I had the check book balanced for all of fifteen minutes.'