Book Title Buff Mugs

'Mr Baum, why does your filing cabinet say oz on it?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

John Bunyan

Audio Books

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Myths and legends...

Moby Dick

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Shakespeare Street

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Richard the Turd

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

Christopher Isherwood