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"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'I hate Mondays.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Psychiatry in the Park

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Locking Up Crime

'My rates vary - how sane do you want to get?'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'What are you doing whining to me about your terrible childhood? Write it all down, you idiot. You've got a bestseller there.'

"Is it possible you have a desire to get caught?"

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."