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Resourcefulness

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Audio Books

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

InIn by-products.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

Examiners.

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

Top - Perhaps

"I call it angle-poise"

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Book Neck

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

Rapid reading center.

Balancing Act.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Lighting a Pipe

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

"I'd like to buy a book-mark."

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

"Dad want's me to hit the books."

Toupee.

'Mrs. McWit, reshelving encyclopedias, slips a disk, proving again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Book surgery.

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

"And if anyone's looking for your new book, it's already in the fifty percent off bin."

Wife: 'So how was your Speed-Reading class honey?!' a man who couldn't handle the pace of a Speed Reading class enters his flatapartment injuried with a trail of pages behind him on the ground

Man uses a television to hold up his book.

State of ye art pop-up technology