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Resourcefulness

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Audio Books

InIn by-products.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

Examiners.

Top - Perhaps

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"I call it angle-poise"

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Book Neck

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

Lighting a Pipe

Rapid reading center.

Balancing Act.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"I'd like to buy a book-mark."

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

"Dad want's me to hit the books."

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

Toupee.

Reading a biography makes me feel like a surgeon. I'm holding a person's life in my hands.

'Mrs. McWit, reshelving encyclopedias, slips a disk, proving again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Book surgery.

"And if anyone's looking for your new book, it's already in the fifty percent off bin."

Wife: 'So how was your Speed-Reading class honey?!' a man who couldn't handle the pace of a Speed Reading class enters his flatapartment injuried with a trail of pages behind him on the ground

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

Man uses a television to hold up his book.