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'I like regular books better than ebooks. Ebooks don't have a summary on the book jacket that you can copy.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Do your research!

Will work for ETFs

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"How was work?"

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Standard And P****d.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

A man sitting in the grass reading

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Stock market books.

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Wall Street Investing.