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Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

65 Million Years Ago

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Batman's first Bat Mobile

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Night of the Living Extroverts

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

After-Life Mints

Human flesh consumption up 200%. Well done, Wilkins.

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'Brain eating zombies attacked your economic advisers!...The zombies starved to death.'

Loch Ness.

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 17

'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'Has it occurred to you you might be suffering from negative self image?'

The Pay Phone

Night of the just-trying-to-make-a-living dead.