Book-loving Partner T-Shirts

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

Reading my Critics

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Don Quixote

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Do it yourself books.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."