Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.
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"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."
Do it yourself books.
'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'
"Psst! Hey, kids."
Tree Funeral
Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?
Dummies for Dummies.
'Just another couple of pages.'
"Read the book!""See the movie!"
K9 Authors.
Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...
"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."
'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'
Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet
'Good book?'
People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten
"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"
Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books
"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"
'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'
"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"
"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."
Field guide to North American plumbers
"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."
The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...
New From Why? Books
The Seven Habits of Highly Obsessively Compulsive People
How to manage stress...
"Prose & Cons."
Ventriloquism for Gummies
Clearance.
'I thought I'd just crease a few book spines while I catch up on my soaps.'
How To Win Genius Grants For Dummies
Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.
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