Book Lover Behind Bars T-Shirts

"Prose & Cons."

"Psst! Hey, kids."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

Reading

Banned Books

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.

How to manage stress...

"She's addicted to those trashy novels."

'It appears that one juror has already made up her mind.'

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

'You'll find this ideal for brushing the dust off that set of encyclopaedias I sold you last week.'

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

"Carrie, I told you that if I returned your library books that late that there would be hell to pay."

Flu Shots

Salon of Apartment 4-N

Feline Facts: Cats are responsible for 67.3% of all adult illiteracy.

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

"Damn! I forgot to bring a book."

"So rude … yet adorable."

"Whatever you do, don't turn the page before he's finished reading it."

Send Help...Or A Good Book

'Just pretend I'm not here.'