Book Dodger Mugs

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'He knows every trick in the book. Ironic really as he has never read one in his life!'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Nun Binning the Devil

Health

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Locking Up Crime

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

Mystery and suspense at the library.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

The Demon's Disguise

'I needed some relief from data overload.'

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Library of War and Peace

Stolen Crime Books.

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

"He writes all the time - OK, so it's mostly in the margins of library books. . ."

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

BOWZ, poetry reading...'Neither good doggie, nor bad dog be...'

Cone of Silence

"We interrupt this endless stream of mind-numbing adverts to bring you a TV programme..."

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'