Book Conjurer Mugs

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

My Cauldron Rules

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"She works best in hex mode."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"Don't write it!"

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"I have to know how it's done."

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