Book Club Brawler Pillows

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Sue the Author 3PM

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Book Lovers in Richmond

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

City centre pub.

"You'll never believe who's here."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Meet The Ghostwriter

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"