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For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Television Readers.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

No-Work Orange

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Silence of the Chickens...

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Flyfishing for dummies.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Birds reading over woman's shoulder