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For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

No-Work Orange

Blue Stockings

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Television Readers.

Bookworm Sleepover

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Silence of the Chickens...

Paranormal A-Z...

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Flyfishing for dummies.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Birds reading over woman's shoulder