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'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

The Frog Prince

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Addicted to reading

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Plagiarism

"This manuscript is unbelievably mature for a first novel but, sadly, we don't publish the unbelievable."

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

English major will work for food.

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"School is loverly this time of year."

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

Red book

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

Publisher to book writer holding up 'Get on Oprah' sign: 'So that's the extent of your marketing plan?'

The high fibre diet

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

Brain Traffic.

'Here, we switched accountants.'

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

Crime section in a library.

"All the other girls in class are named after an Edith Wharton character!"

'Making a million out of writing is a laudable ambition...but I don't think you can do it by trying to copyright the word 'and'.'