Book Adapter Prints

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Isabel Allende

Addicted to reading

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Marcel Proust

New from Low-Key Press.

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Subway Thrillers

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

You need a new reading light

Book Deal

Hollywood 1860 - "The Dickens screenplay's good but I'd like to bring in Thackery for a rewrite.."

'Thank you for your submission. If we're interested, we'll be in touch.'

"Now this is what I call a true work of genius. . . And I haven't even read it yet."

Woman looking at display sign in bookshop that reads 'Just Published. Dealing with the Guilt of Not Reading Gift Books.'

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

Bookstore - Telling others how to improve.

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

Traddles and I in conference with the Misses Spenlow

Texas School Librarian

'You write books, you say!'

'We recommend you not go on tour to promote your self-help investment book.'

"I can see you drew heavily from your own bad writing."

"It's a book about the bloody death of a publisher who turned down a book about the bloody death of a publisher who..."

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

Learning.

"Is the screen lock on? When I turn the book, the text doesn't reorient itself."