Animal Adapter Prints

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

"Not now, Oliver."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Snowmobull

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Rhino Romance

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

"That one's for his cat."

'Hello? Animal control?'

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

"Why so sad, Pal?"

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"I really hate most of my legs."

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

Adapt a highway, sponsored by the Screenwriter's Guild.

Mans best friend

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)