Bonuses Mugs

Isn't that the chap who has just received a �485,000 performance related bonus?

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

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'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'I like it. It reminds me of my bonus development.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

"The office staff hired him to cheer me up. It's the day they get their annual bonuses."

Goldman Sacks.

'It must be bonus-time again.'

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

'Then it's agreed - We won't let the fact that we're overpaid interfere with our bonuses.'

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"Yes, I AM laughing my way to the bank. How did you guess?"

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

"I'm keeping my large bonus under the bed because it's the safest place. I only risk other people's money."

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

"Since when did the bonus program default to passing the hat"

'Now that you've had an hour to enjoy your bonus, when are we going to spend it?'