Bonus Management Mugs

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

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'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

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'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

The company didn't pay a bonus this year

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'I guess it's better than no bonus at all.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

'Since you were previously self-employed, you shouldn't mind working for us without a health plan.'

CEO Incentives

"We have no golden parachutes."