Bonus Slayer Prints

'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'I was wondering, Mr. Hartwelder, if I could be paid in money rather than stock options?'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'I take it his performance review went well.'

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

The company didn't pay a bonus this year

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.