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"Getting a year end bonus makes me feel like I'm paid fairly for at least this one pay period."

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

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The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

The dream works when the team works

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

What's a CEO's motivation?

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

"What do you think it is?... It's your, fat cat bonus."

Will work for humongous bonus.

"If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses..."

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."