Bonus Blower T-Shirts

I'm celebrating my obscene bonus: Can I buy you a drink?...a bottle?...the bar?...

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

Romantic Glass Blower

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Your bonus as promised.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

Fish Food

Alpine Pipe

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

What's a CEO's motivation?

Silent music

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

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