Bonus Blower T-Shirts

I'm celebrating my obscene bonus: Can I buy you a drink?...a bottle?...the bar?...

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

Romantic Glass Blower

'They speak fish!'

'Your bonus as promised.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

God Creating the Universe...

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

Alpine Pipe

Fish Food

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

'He earns less than the Prime Minister...'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

Silent music

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

You wanted to see me again, boss? Yes. I realized you never gave me my Christmas bonus. What're you talking about? You're the boss. You give me a bonus, I don't give you a bonus. Exactly. The key word in employer-employee relationship is relationship. One-sided relationships never work, Rudy. I've calculated the amount you would have paid me if you hadn't been taking me for granted for 16 years. Very bad man.

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

Sousaphone Player