Bonsai Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't know what went wrong."

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

Bonsai lawnmower.

"Just have to be different,don't you ?"

'My family tree is Bonsai.'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Hairdryer Hurricane

Bonsai competition.

'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'

'Oh no! Someone has let the dog in!'

'I'll take one - it's my wife's chihuahua's birthday tomorrow.'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Bonsai desert island

Bonsai trees.

'Spring already...it only seems like yesterday I was hoovering up the Christmas tree needles.' (Bonsai cherry blossom).

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Bonsai Trees

Bonsai Redwood Tree

'Hmmm...it must be autumn.'

'I warned you about buying bonsai on the net.'

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Bonsai Tree.

"Guess what - I got tired of the bonsai tree!"

'I took care of the bonsai forest fire, chief.'

Bonsai Garden Incinerator

"It's not a new indoor dog-toilet you dummy: It's a bonsai tree..."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Bonsai Loggers

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.