Bonsai Admirers Pillows

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Spring in Japan.

Bonsai Exhibit

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Mmm... Pumpkin spiced!"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Bunny Trick

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

The holidays start earlier every year

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Bonsai Loggers

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Bonsai trees.

'That was some storm, last night.'

War camouflage (bonsai tree).

'Spring already...it only seems like yesterday I was hoovering up the Christmas tree needles.' (Bonsai cherry blossom).

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'

Sign on the door at Karate School.