Bone Joke Lover Mugs

'This is amazing. Most of his bones are porous, with the exception of his skull, which is thick as a brick.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Fetch the Boomerang

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

I don't draw farts, but take it from me that one was from Skunksville.

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

Heaven terms and conditions.

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

"Don't worry, it's natural causes."